Disneyland Secrets #4 - "Since the closing of the Skyway, there is only one attraction at Disneyland on which you hang from above: Peter Pan’s Flight. The pirate ships swing from an overhead rail. You feel like you are flying over London and Never Land."
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
three things i’ll say in awkward situations:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh